The Daily Funny - 29th April 2010 (3)

20 ways to annoy a customer

1. Speak in a robot voice and say "beep" after every sentence.
2. Whenever a customer asks you a question say "I will have to consult my supervisor on that."
3  Cough loudly throughout the call.
4. When customer asks you for your name reply with "You may call me lord of the underworld."
5. Hiccup after ever other word.
6. After every sentence quietly say "Man I have to pee."
7. Loudly eat an apple.
8. Breath loudly into the mic.
9. Speak in a Swedish, German, French etc...accent.
10. Ever get tired of talking to a customer? Try this: say "Ummmmmm....bye."
11. While telling the customer the fix hit the mute button during the important parts.
12. Slowly move the mic away from and towards your mouth while talking.
13. At the beginning of the call burp loudly.
14. Sniff your nose every 10 seconds.
15. Sing the fix.
16. Every time they say (your company name) cluck like a chicken.
17. Every time they say something reply with "I have a cat."
18. Sneeze several times every time they say the word problem.
19. Yawn in the middle of every sentence.
20. Use several ethnic accents over the course of the conversation. Switch between accents in the middle of a sentence. If you feel daring switch between accents in the middle of a multisyllable word.

Thanks to: Kathryn

 

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