Product May Require A Certain Level Of Manurity
Garden Store | Vancouver, BC, Canada
(A customer lifts bag of steer manure onto the counter.)
Customer: “I’ve got a question. What makes steer manure different from mushroom manure?”
Me: “Well, steer manure is made from the droppings of–”
Customer: “Wait. You said droppings? As in waste?”
Me: “Yes. Manure is made from decomposed waste.”
Customer: “So…What exactly is a steer?”
Me: “It’s just another name for a cow.”
Customer: “So steer manure is…oh, God. Oh, God!” *leaves without buying the manure*
From NotAlwaysRight.com, and technically it's from a castrated bull, not a cow...
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