Monday, April 12, 2010

The Daily Funny - 13th April 2010

Product May Require A Certain Level Of Manurity

Garden Store | Vancouver, BC, Canada

(A customer lifts bag of steer manure onto the counter.)

Customer: “I’ve got a question. What makes steer manure different from mushroom manure?”

Me: “Well, steer manure is made from the droppings of–”

Customer: “Wait. You said droppings? As in waste?”

Me: “Yes. Manure is made from decomposed waste.”

Customer: “So…What exactly is a steer?”

Me: “It’s just another name for a cow.”

Customer: “So steer manure is…oh, God. Oh, God!” *leaves without buying the manure*

 

From NotAlwaysRight.com, and technically it's from a castrated bull, not a cow...

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